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Bio Notes

Okay, It’s boring and it’s pointless, but here it is:

I was born and have survived 49 years of gravity and living in Scotland. After beating several careers into submission I finally succumbed to the horrors of writing and poetry. In 1982 I committed matrimony, for which I received a life sentence. In 1983 and 1985 I received two more life sentences for premeditated breeding and imposing my genes on two unsuspecting ova, creating, much to the incredulity of everyone concerned, two gorgeous girls.

I enjoy Malt Whisky, spectacular scenery, science, philosophy, and lying down. If I can simultaneously combine all these then I'm in Scots Heaven.

More information than this would be self-serving posturing, so I shall save you from that. That is unless you are a passing editor or publisher in which case I can posture with the best of them – all you have to do is ask! Anyone with a burning desire to find out more about my ‘many’ and ‘phenomenal’ personal achievements can mail me. I might even reply? In all things – caveat emptor...

Okay, I’ve reneged, slightly – Follow the link to ‘The Grisly Truth’ if you are really keen...
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